Mattmcmatt's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ignito Pulse]

awesome

i agree with comment below

[The Neverland Apples]

horrible

and how come in one game, he's trying to escape from something and in another, he's a pixie

go to www.nonoba.com their games are better than ths crap

[Windows Doors]

lol

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: because you aren't real
Archon68: Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
You: because I have a computer, whereas you ARE one
Archon68: Good reason. Where did you get it? it.
You: umm... walmart?
Archon68: Ugh. " Ugh."? walmart?
You: yeah
Archon68: And?
You: and what
Archon68: Nothing.
You: i want pie
Archon68: Why do you want it?
You: because it is yummy
Archon68: Interesting explanation. pie is yummy? it is?
You: yes
Archon68: I see.
You: now go get me some
Archon68: Why now? Why do you want it?
You: because i want pie
Archon68: Interesting explanation. Why do you want it?
You: because i want pie
Archon68: Good reason. Why do you want it?
You: because... hey wait now i KNOW your a computer
Archon68: That was not much of an explanation. You've got my full attention. I'm waiting. Why now? How do you know? Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
You: internet, i click you goodbye
Archon68: Are you still flew?
You: bye
Archon68: Thanks for chatting, tarkan.
You: SHUT UP
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: bye
Archon68: Goodbye.

[Depict1]

this game is horrible

i sincerely think this game is horrible
-- but how do you know if i'm lying or not

[Pandemic II]

darn

just when my disease is about to hit madagascar, their vaccine is a success. if that happens, that must mean game over. but i still like the game

[Toss the Turtle]

wow, i was wrong

when i play my other favorite games, i see this. i thought it would it would be bad, but i was horribly wrong.

[Chain of Fire]

i LOVE it

But my only (and i mean, ONLY) problem is that some of the level goals are really hard.

[Flash Hero]

the king of jankness

this could get a LOT better with things like:
needs 5 frets
no need to strum
songs by cornandbeans

[Rythm Tetris]

worst. game. EVER.

you have to hit the keys at the exact time on the beat, which is really bad, because it made me lose